<p>各位秋裤，祝你周二牛掰！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fa0b14bd0j00tdufv3002ec000r9011fc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>总感觉晚上玩手机才是最在状态最投入最享受最爽的，白天玩手机都是在敷衍玩、假玩、走马观花式玩。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Faf0ba92ej00tdufv400mvc000sd00p0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>玩手机没前途，还是得找个这样的班上上。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F9ca68833p00tdufv30046c000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>事件起因是2020年5月，员工丁力与公司总经理冯总发生争执，冯总让他“滚”。丁力随即离开公司再未上班。一个月后，公司以旷工为由将其解雇。</p><p>二审法院查明，在丁力离开期间，公司从未要求他到岗，也未有相应处理。丁力与妻子曾回公司表示“要上班”，但冯总只让他“回去等”。法院因此认定，丁力未上班是因公司将“滚”理解为不让其提供劳动，属于指令不明，并非旷工。公司以此为由解除合同属违法，需支付赔偿金。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F6f9d81eej00tdufv400kuc000eb00lrc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>这是我听过最贵的脏话，一个字16万。</p><p>员工：我也从没听过这样的要求，不用上班还给十六万！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fde633c71j00tdufv400gnc000j600n0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>这得是多大的老板啊，敢在上海滩搞丁力？</p><p>也是落魄了，丁力现在在上海滩也只能打工了。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fca8c5f5ej00tdufv3001jc000j600orc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>“以后估计没几个人敢当老板了……”</p><p>“你不当老板有的是人当！”</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Ff25db3caj00tdufv40084c000j600gxc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>如果让我老板说出这个字……</p><p>各位，我去趟办公室，等我好消息！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fa69cbf73j00tdufv500n3c000sy00rjc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>好消息，好消息，职业当孙子人出现了~</p><p>近期，苏州一36岁小伙全职当孙子月入5000意外走红。他早八晚五，月入5000块，既不用端屎端尿、也不用擦身做饭，日常就是专职陪着91岁爷爷到公园遛弯、玩手机、听评弹，被网友直呼“神仙工作”。俞俊说，自己这半个月干过最重的活，就是帮老人拎了一次20斤的大米，老人还贴心问他累不累～网友：这工作还招人吗？</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="http://cms-bucket.ws.126.net/2026/0421/3a0a9d55g00tdufv504a2c0008c00euc.gif" /></p><p>“给人当孙子”不再是一句骂人的话。</p><p>我觉得我也行！我有丰富的当孙子经验！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F6d78e840j00tdufv50086c000u000pxc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>他这个孙子只有一个爷爷，我这个孙子有一群爷爷……</p><p>这可比在公司当孙子舒服多了！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F1e1a7150j00tdufv500adc000j600i0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>反正在哪儿不是当孙子，只需工资按时给，早上我带爷爷去广场上钓大妈，保证钓成翘嘴。</p><p>我组男同事：等我老了也雇一个。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F99070946j00tdufv5009ic000dd00n2c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>睡觉第一，吃饭第二，运动第三，工作第四。人生的顺序，千万不能搞反了。</p><p>哥们，运动不能过量啊！</p><p>近日，陕西西安。一位男子在健身房练了两小时腿，结果刚出门腿突然一软，直接来了个“平地摔”。朋友赶紧把他扶起来，去医院一查，韧带拉伤，现在只能老老实实回家躺平。当事人苦笑提醒：别学我，健身这事，一定不要盲目上强度，适合自己的节奏才是最安全的。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F7eee63ccj00tdufv600cmc000dn00h8c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F5b8ea724j00tdufv600cqc000dl00hhc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F0e237fb1j00tdufv600d1c000df00isc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>旁边出租车司机吓一激灵！</p><p>出租车师傅回到家：我跟你们说今天看到了新型骗局，差点讹到我。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F051f773aj00tdufv6006fc000ds00dsc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>路人：到底是年轻经验不足，这么远就倒下来了？</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F7e961847j00tdufv700c1c000hq00azc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>练腿这东西，真练过是有这种体会的。</p><p>更可怕的是，练完第二天上厕所推开门一看是蹲便，天塌了！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F67a7a282j00tdufv80171c000u000u0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>其实在健身房练腿就够了，手臂可以留着爬回家时练。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F04bae614j00tdufv7003jc000b9008wc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>脑子：今天练得通透，走，回家~</p><p>腿：我们今天就死这儿！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fded0774aj00tdufv900xsc000wi00qlc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>想shi的不止你一个，但该死的另有其人！</p><p>4月14日，有网友反映，杭州一诊所到当地小区进行义诊时，用同一个针头给多人采血。居民们担心，这会带来疾病传染的风险。
4月16日，记者联系涉事诊所，负责人称此事发生于几天之前，采血的大约是15人，“他们有些焦虑，我们已帮助他们去做了体检，并打了AIDS阻断针、乙肝疫苗等”。该负责人还表示，那是诊所的一场公益义诊活动，本意是为居民健康着想的，没有收钱，没想到出了这事，“那名员工不懂，乱操作，我们已把他开除了。”为何让一名不懂专业知识的员工给居民采血？对此，该负责人称：“当时忙，疏忽了。”
该负责人还称，事发后当地有关部门多次和他联系，他也在配合进行后续处理，不会逃避责任。不过，有居民提出了赔偿高额精神损失费的要求，他没有答应。
记者致电事发小区所属的社区，工作人员称，此次义诊是小区物业组织的便民活动，后续物业会配合处理此事。</p><p>对此，滨江区卫生健康局就相关情况通报如下：</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Ff62b7841j00tdufv801dnc000j601isc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>开除就完了？免费的果然是最贵的。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F45785cd5j00tdufv800epc000j600mgc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>义诊不义，这要是遇上有传染病的不就一锅端了？夺笋呐！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fd318f153j00tdufv80031c000as00ehc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>但凡是个学医的都知道绝对不能共用一个针头……</p><p>不对，不学医的也知道！是个有常识的人都会懂的吧？</p><p>怎么还有这么没有医学常识的诊所？</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fd5be1a3bj00tdufv900qhc000qo0175c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>今天的被发现了，以前的怎么办？</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fd9537e94j00tdufv9008gc000nv00mfc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>最后，说点“喜事”吧。</p><p>近日，河南郑州一新房卫生间未关窗，喜鹊筑巢产下7枚蛋。拍摄者夏先生称，他是给房主做装修的，看到此情况电话联系房主，房主说先别动，等鸟蛋孵化出来鸟飞走再弄，本身家里有鸟过来是好事，感觉运气很好。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F830193b5j00tdufva00f7c000dh00m7c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F87a766a8j00tdufva00hhc000dn00m8c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>喜鹊钦定风水宝地！</p><p>喜上眉梢，好兆头啊！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F382120c5j00tdufva00arc000tj010sc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>喜鹊：这新房采光好、没人扰，主打一个拎包入住+免费产蛋，业主赚翻了！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F396c9014j00tdufva00eac000b600h4c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>这要怎么处理呢？整体移除吗？人家鸟搭个窝不容易的。</p><p>干脆把房子过户给喜鹊吧，喜庆啊。</p><p>喜鹊：劝你别动嗷！</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fdc47186cj00tdufva005ac000cr00dwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>好了，今天的一刻就到这，我们下期再见！</p><p>以上~</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F710cc1c7j00tdufva001dc0005j005zc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fadbb2d1bp00tdufva005bc000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>？？？</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F356d1a9fj00tdufvb00e2c000j600lvc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>以后禁止你吃蛋挞</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F2b5d338aj00tdufvb007bc000j600hrc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>？？？</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fc143e922j00tdufvb00hpc000j600nzc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>儿孙满堂</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F5d1b21eaj00tdufvc0178c000j600z5c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F536d7d42j00tdufvb00a5c000j600kic.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>好好好老公</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fb3214905j00tdufvd00nac000j600zdc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>还挺馋</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F06ee1c0ej00tdufvc00bnc000j600ozc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>还是只牡丹</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fa60f5c5cj00tdufvd00r5c000j600vbc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>和谐了血腥画面后：</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fc738dd23j00tdufvd00rbc000j600r5c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>邪魅一笑</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fa3f7d2f4j00tdufvc000zc000j600q1c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>太浪漫了 石家庄下雪了，呼我一嘴</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2Fb6cff158j00tdufvd008pc000u001cec.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F15791bcfj00tdufve00gec001lb009kc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>1、老王生日，媳妇给他买了双新皮鞋作为礼物，放在床下。</p><p>老王下班，走进卧室，看见穿着睡衣的媳妇，脸上露出了诧异！</p><p>媳妇只是羞涩的一句：“老公...床底下有惊喜。”</p><p>老王听完媳妇的话，转身就迫不及待冲进厨房，拿起了菜刀......</p><p>2、我曾经白酒一公斤，啤酒随便拎，一个晚上对付三十几个，喝伤15个，喝趴下16个，失踪4个。</p><p>令无数人闻风丧胆，不管是夺命78度，还是雪花勇闯天涯，倒满必干！</p><p>但现在我为何退出江湖，归隐深山？</p><p>一瓶啤酒就倒，二瓶啤酒就断片！是什么让我改变如此之大！？是仇恨？还是爱情？</p><p>拿起你的手机，编辑“五一我要请你吃饭”发送到本人手机，与昔日酒神面对面交流，倾听我背后的故事，感受我曾经的辉煌，揭开我背后的心酸~</p><p>3、有一对新人正在潜水结婚，前来参加婚礼的一个我感叹道：“潜水真是最好的结婚方式啊。”丈夫不解地问：“为什么？”我说：“这样可以提醒他们，从这一刻起，要学会忍气吞声。”好有深意啊。</p><p>4、看到一对小情侣在吵架，那男的竟然动手打他女朋友，我实在看不下去了，就把望远镜对向另外一个窗户。我是不是很机智。</p><p>5、今天回到家，我闻到一股烟味，我很生气：“老公，你是不是抽烟了？”老公看看我，一脸的忧愁：“初恋给我电话，说她那个孩子是我的，心情烦躁就抽了一支。”我大惊，他却哈哈大笑：“逗你呢，看你吓的。”我如释重负，做饭时却越想越不对，过了半天终于明白了：让他把在家里抽烟的事给混过去了。</p><p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一刻：以后禁止你吃蛋挞！" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2026%2F0421%2F580e60a0p00tdufve004oc000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" /></p><p>这车不错！</p><p>
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